I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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