People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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