so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
