Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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