But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So much rum. So many feels.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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