Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
