Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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