So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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