Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There r osticjed everywhere
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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