I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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