After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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