I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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