But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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