Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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