Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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