I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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