Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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