so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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