school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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