Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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