nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
