The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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