awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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