We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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