Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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