They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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