They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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