Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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