We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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