It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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