I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
