yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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