We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just found a bag of teeth...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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