she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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