Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
