I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
