Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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