just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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