Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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