absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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