you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
