Whod you bang
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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