what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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