Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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