dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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