You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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