dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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