Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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