I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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