His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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