Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
how drunk are you?
Several
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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